DISCOBALLBREAKER.

There are many wonderful things about the above message. i) The politeness with which this stranger broaches the subjects of masochism and retifism (read: shoe fetishism). ii) His belief that i am a lady in the 'pop industry', and iii) I now know that a sexual interest in shoes is called retifism.

Thank you polite stranger.

By the way, I did actually reply to this message. I respectfully declined his offer and wished him luck on his search for the S to his M. I wonder if he had any luck?

[MP3]: Roisin Murphy - You Know Me Better Than I Know Myself

<with thanks to the lonely, horny, desperate and bored souls that call the internet home>